Bits Bucket for October 7, 2011

1. Utilize the US Marshal’s as auditors with handcuffs.

The Gov’t focus should be not on the American people on the OUTSIDE of Goldenman$ucksInc. et.al., but on the American people “doing God’s work on the INSIDE of Goldenman$ucksInc. et.al.

This might be a good start:

Gov’t Auditor’$ [with the a promise of a commission bonu$] should show up monthly & unannounced @ MegaCorpInc.$, escorted by Federal Marshal’s with multiple sets of hand-cuffs & (x100 quantity) bag of tie-wrap wrist straps, pillows, cots & sleeping bags, and x20 pencil sharpeners.

The clarion call from the“TrueReduceTheDeficitNow!! Today!™” / “TrueAnger™” / “TrueGridLocker’s™” Congress shouldn’t be:

“Cut it! or Shut it!” rather it ought to be: “Choose to Use ‘em!” and by “‘em” eyes mean these guys:

E as in, E-Verify: Immigrant workers & ledger Entrie$
E as in, Enforce
E as in, Examine CorpInc. Entrail$
E as in, enema

usmarshals gov / U.S. Federal Government, U.S. Department of Justice:

History - Broad Range of Authority

The offices of U.S. Marshals and Deputy Marshal were created by the first Congress in the Judiciary Act of 1789, the same legislation that established the Federal judicial system. The Marshals were given extensive authority to support the federal courts within their judicial districts and to carry out all lawful orders issued by judges, Congress, or the president.

As a balance to this broad grant of authority, Congress imposed a time limit on the tenure of Marshals, the only office created by the Judiciary Act with an automatic expiration. Marshals were limited to four-year, renewable terms, serving at the pleasure of the president.

The Marshals took care of the details, thereby freeing the judges and attorneys to concentrate on the cases before them. They made sure the water pitchers were filled, the prisoners were present, the jurors were available and the witnesses were on time.

Their primary function was to support the federal courts. The Marshals and their Deputies served the subpoenas, summonses, writs, warrants and other process issued by the courts, made all the arrests and handled all the prisoners. They also disbursed the money. The Marshals paid the fees and expenses of the court clerks, U.S. Attorneys, jurors and witnesses. They rented the courtrooms and jail space and hired the bailiffs, criers, and janitors. In effect, they ensured that the courts functioned smoothly.

These diversified duties precluded the Marshals from developing any particular specialty. They were law enforcers, but also administrators. They needed to be adept in accounting procedures and pursuing outlaws. in quelling riots and arranging court sessions. The legacy of their history was the avoidance of specialization. Even today. in this age of experts, U.S. Marshals and their Deputies are the general practitioners within the law enforcement community. As the government’s generalists, they have proven invaluable in responding to rapidly changing conditions. Although other Federal agencies are restricted by legislation to specific well-defined duties and jurisdictions, the Marshals are not. Consequently, they arc called upon to uphold the government’s interests and policies in a wide variety of circumstances.

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